December 2011
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Beasties - Dylan Pratt
I’ve been listening...
Oh gosh.
My mother is planning an event for her company, NPL, and hosting it at a hotel close to the headquarters here in lovely North Scottsdale. So, she comes into contact with the event coordinator of the hotel and, lo and behold!, the woman has a daughter. But, no. Not just any girl. Apparently, she’s involved in IB, Drama, and “has long, brown hair”.
Nice enough, right? Right.
...
It's getting froggy.
So, I’m sitting in Roots today. Per the usual, one Matthew Tanner and I were shooting the shit - making the terrible jokes we make.
This girl, her father, and her sister walk in. They order some drinks and the girl asks for an application. One Matthew Tanner walks to the back, calls some people, and finally finds what he believes to be the key to employment at the fine establishment...
